Date: 2008-09-11 05:53 Subject: One wish Security: Public

The following was sent to me by my dad. I usually don't get jokes or don't find them funny at all. This made me cry of laughter. I'm easily amused...

A man was riding his motorcycle along a beach in California when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside; what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; why she cries; what she means when she says nothing is wrong; and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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Date: 2008-02-23 17:00 Subject: The Prince's Keepsake (a SS/LM video) Security: Public

LINK TO MY VIDEO


Warning! Slash and obviously suggestive scenes. If you are offended by it, please don't bother to watch it. Thank you. For this project I was inspired by numerous SS/LM HP fanfiction. So thank you talented writers! Enjoy everyone and leave a comment with your opinion. Don't forget to fav and vote! :)

Summary:
When Harry Potter enters Snape's mind by accident he discovers lots of things that he didn't knew about. Snape's love for Lily is central in my video. She is his one and true love since childhood. At a very young age, Snape sold his soul to Voldemort and joins the Death Eaters as we know. He chooses to fight against Voldemort and protect Lily's only son because of his love for her. Until the end he keeps up appearances for the dark side. Pleasure seeking Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa shows an interest at Snape. They invite him and the other Death Eaters at their mansion with secret rooms we do not know of. Snape obeys only to satisfy his lust but gets to enjoy Lucius' company. ^^ Deep inside, Lily is always on his mind where ever his thoughts are.

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Date: 2000-10-08 15:20 Subject: Friends Only Security: Public

Friends only banner made by me. Do not steal the banner!!! If you steal give at least credit to briarrose_muses or I'll send Kreacher after you.



Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll consider about adding you. Only 18+ please. :)

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